Diddly Squat, 43 Dart Marina

4.2★

4 Guests
2 Bedrooms
2 Bathrooms
Pets No
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Features

Off road parking
Ground floor bedroom
Pub/shop < 1 mile
Washing machine
Dishwasher
Seaside

Reviews & Ratings

Accuracy of the listing

Cleanliness

Comfort

Facilities and Maintenance

* Based on a combined average customer score

50 Customer Review(s)

Andrew
October 2024

“The apartment overall was good but does need some TLC as in previous reviews.”

The dress cushions on the beds are worn and badly ripped and need replacing. The kitchen cupboards need a clean inside. My husband sorted the fridge out which hadn’t been installed properly.

The dress cushions on the beds are worn and badly ripped and need replacing. The kitchen cupboards need a clean inside. My husband sorted the fridge out which hadn’t been installed properly.

- Andrew, October 2024
June June 2024

“This is a great apartment position A but lacks TLC the fridge needs replacing ...”

This is a great apartment position A but lacks TLC the fridge needs replacing there is plenty of room for a full sized fridge/freezer the current fridge froze fruit and the freezer was iced up

- June, June 2024

Dear Mrs June B I hope overall you enjoyed your stay in Dartmouth and apologise for the fridge which is genuinely in the process of being replaced. Please contact me direct if you decide to stay again on my email planetpetrouis@aol.com Property Owner
Josephine June 2024

“Yes main shower fills up with water when showering.”

Bed linen old and worn in main bedroom. Toilet seats old. Needs a new fridge!! Front door does not open easily. Torn dress cushions on bed. Wardrobe runners dusty. Water in ensuite takes ages to warm up. French doors do not open easily.

- Josephine, June 2024
John May 2024

“After 4 or 5 visits, still spent hrs trying to get the door lock undone.”

Fridge still hasn't got any proper shelves. Otherwise everything lovely.

- John, May 2024

Dear John H Apologizes for slow reply. Door is now resolved and new fridge ordered. If you decide to visit Diddly Squat please email me prior to booking on planetpetrouis @aol.com so I can talk to the booking agent to offer a gesture of goodwill. Property Owner
Gary May 2024

“Perfected located so that we could have car free days by making the most of the boats/ferries and trains.”

The property had great views over the river Dart. It was very well presented and equipped and in a quiet area. I’m sure we will be back.

- Gary, May 2024

Thank you for the comments and hope if and when you next visit you will notice some changes,thank you for the support. Property Owner
Paul September 2023

“Returned this year to Diddly Squat and will again I’m sure.”

- Paul, September 2023

Hello Thank you for taking the time to leave a review.We have taken on board recent comments and hope with our actions the experience of visitors will be even better. Thank you for the support. Property Owner
Grenville May 2023

“We had another wonderful week in Dartmouth with beautiful weather.”

Our 13th visit to Diddlysquat in last 10 years. As commented by others the property is a little tired now. The dishwasher wasn’t working which we reported, the plastic milk tray holder in the fridge which was partly broken last time was now missing, and the chair which had been badly stained the week before we arrived last year, they were drying it out when we arrived last year is still stained. The TVs are still the original and the wi-fi link provided is poor. We are back in September - maybe things will have been changed by then.

- Grenville, May 2023

Hello Thank you for taking the time in leaving a review,some of the observations were taken on board and have been actioned including the armchairs which have been replaced. Property Owner
Peter April 2023

“It is a bit sad this review as the flat deserves to be treated better than it is.”

It is tired and some things need replacing. Chairs in the lounge have severe water damage. Apparently, the owner is aware but chooses to do nothing. On arrival I could not open the front door. Another resident told me it just needed a little manipulation and he then failed to open it. The lock needs either maintenance or changing. Internally things like toilet seats are discolored, not at all appealing. Bathroom floors and tiles needs attention and the kitchen needs updating. In terms of cleaning, this is difficult because as things are so tired it will be difficult to clean although we did wipe over the cupboards to remove coffee stains, I think. So some attention to detail by the cleaners may help. Badly chipped glasses did not help our overall impression. As I mentioned to your Dartmouth office , you are promoting this flat as a high-end product. In its current state it is not. At some point you must decide if you are prepared to risk your reputation because an owner will not spend on their property. Every year I stay at the Marina hotel a few times. We decided on an apartment to provide us with a bit more flexibility. This we got. Its just a shame about the condition of the property. You do not need to print this, but I would appreciate your thoughts.

- Peter, April 2023

Thank you for taking the time to leave a review.We have taken action on some of your points including replacing the area chairs. Property Owner
Delia October 2022

“Lovely apartment.”

Needs a new fridge I think and a small frying pan - none on display only a huge one which is put aside for owners I imagine. Apart from that excellent and helpful office

- Delia, October 2022
Jane July 2022

“Lovely apartment, comfy beds, all you is their”

- Jane, July 2022
Natalie May 2022

“We had a lovely stay at Diddly Squat and it was an ideal base for our time in Dartmouth.”

With the balcony doors open on a sunny, summer evening there was a lovely view of the river from the dining table. The apartment was a generous size with plenty of wardrobe and storage space. It was also very handy to have a parking space in Dartmouth! The only real issue we found was it took quite a long time for the hot water to come through in the en-suite shower (it was fine in the main bathroom). A minor niggle and rot something that spoiled our stay.

- Natalie, May 2022
Mr Williamson May 2022

“Quilt cover to big for the quilt no mattress cover.”

Dog hairs on cushions.Bird poo on patio doors..Very disappointed.

- Mr Williamson, May 2022
Emma October 2021

“The property is advertised as luxury, this may have been true when the furnishings were new but the apartment is now very tired and needs a refresh.”

The sofas are filthy and uncomfortable, the TV from circa 2009, the twin beds join together move and you can feel the gap, the scatter cushions have holes in and the duvet is not big enough for the size of bed...I could go on. Furthermore the apartment was not clean when we arrived, I had to hoover hair up from the bedroom, clean crockery and cutlery, move broken glasses from the cupboard, sweep up dirt in the bathroom, clean the filthy TV remote etc. The mattress protectors and duvets are also not cleaned between stays and these are badly stained. The apartment is an amazing location however and we would potentially book an alternative apartment in the same estate (but be wary of the tight car park!). However during COVID the cleaning regime needs to be upped as it was very poor and made me anxious.

- Emma, October 2021
Peter August 2021

“Lovely apartment in a great location.”

Only drawback was that the kitchen was not as well equipped as we would have liked, with only one shelf in the oven and a very small fridge. Would be better if the WiFi was more reliable. Nevertheless we had a great stay.

- Peter, August 2021
Joanne July 2021

“The cottage certainly had the WOW factor and we really enjoyed our stay there.”

Only complaint was WiFi - instructions on it were poor. Really comfortable beds and lounge area - thank you.

- Joanne, July 2021
Darryl June 2021

“Only one oven shelf?”

No way of cooking more than one dish! Coffee machine didn't work as described in instructions, it was warm .

- Darryl, June 2021
Grenville May 2021

“Another lovely holiday at Diddly Squat a quite superb apartment.”

However as mentioned before some stains on carpets and the 2 TVs are now very outdated probably getting on for 15 years old (we have been coming here for 8 years now). Hot water in main shower never seemed to get hot this time. And the provided Wi-Fi seems very poor. Thankfully we use BT. But we will be back in September.

- Grenville, May 2021
Linda September 2020

“Very disappointed with cleanliness .”

Was very dusty and dirty had definitely not been cleaned or polished for some time very uncomfortable especially with COVID on our minds.If I owned property I would definitely be getting new cleaners in.Diddly Squart Is a nice property very well situated but let down by cleaning.Wonder if the message on the bottom of the mirror is still there?

- Linda, September 2020
Mark September 2020

“On first impressions property looked as described.”

However, having had a delay for two hours to check in due to COVID deep cleaning, we were disappointed to find it had not been cleaned very thoroughly. Also, as previous reviews mentioned and have still not been addressed such as, the showers remained inadequate, very limited basic items left for a welcome to a “Luxury Appartment” especially after being informed that the hotel spa facilities were not going to be available as advertised and no recompense from the owners as requested. A small token gesture would have been appreciated, but true to it’s name there was “Diddly Squat!” We are surprised that it is still being advertised as having use of these facilities, as this was one of the reasons we booked the property. If these issues had been addressed originally when mentioned, our stay would have met expectations.

- Mark, September 2020
Grenville August 2020

“Another great holiday and the weather was truly wonderful.”

It’s a good job we brought our own 1 tog duvet again as the one’s provided are far too thick. It is a warm apartment.

- Grenville, August 2020
Malcolm July 2020

“The only comments we would make are as follows - The key to the outside door was very difficult to turn in the lock.”

The kitchen could do with more small plates and kitchen towels When removing the sheet off the bed in the smaller bedroom we found the mattress badly stained Other than this we had a most enjoyable holiday

- Malcolm, July 2020
Grenville September 2019

“We have stayed at Diddly Squat 8 times over the last 6 years and just returned after a two week stay.”

A fantastic and very comfortable and homely apartment.However we have noticed over the last few years an increasing number of stains on carpets and furniture, the splash black in the en-suite didn’t appear to have been cleaned very well, and the top shelf of the wardrobe was dirty, and there were very few coat hangers (good job we brought plenty ourselves). Also a number of the mugs were badly stained, we had to bleach them, and no hand towel or soap dispenser for upstairs loo (has been in the past) despite asking at the office during first week. We booked the second week after the first week and when speaking to head office I enquired whether there would be any discount for booking the second, I was promised on two occasions by two different I do ideals that they would enquire and get back to me. I had no contact from anybody. We love the Marina and Diddly Squat and hope comments will be taken on board. Thank you again for a memorable holiday in the delightful Dartmouth.

- Grenville, September 2019

Many thanks for your feedback, although we were concerned to read that the property was not satisfactorily presented prior to your arrival. As you will appreciate, we work very hard with our owners and housekeepers to ensure high standards of cleanliness are maintained, so it is very disappointing to read these comments. Your feedback has been passed on to the housekeeper/cleaner concerned and we will request that the cupboards and equipment, in particular, are given a thorough clean. Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience this may have caused. We are also grateful for the comment in respect of the carpets and furniture and will pass on your feedback to the owners. We are glad to hear that you had an enjoyable holiday in spite of the issues raised Please accept our apologies that you weren’t contacted about whether any discount could be offered when you were extending your stay. We look forward to welcoming you back to Dart Marina in the not too distant future. Property Owner
Dawn August 2019

“We found Dartmouth to be a warm and welcoming place with lots of things to do and see and makes an an excellent base for exploring.”

Diddly Squat 43 Dart Marina is a beautiful apartment as is the surrounding complex, however the patio doors on both floors of the apartment are unable to lock which left us a little uncomfortable leaving the property unlocked. The kitchen tap leaks which in time is going to spoil the lovely wood work surface around it. The kitchen utensils and pans could do with adding to/replacing. A welcome pack on arrival would have been nice to have but overall we had a fantastic stay and will recommend the apartment to other.

- Dawn, August 2019
Alexia June 2019

“Lovely apartment, we will return.”

Very much liked the idea you can book for 3,5,7 nights.

- Alexia, June 2019
Heather March 2019

“The apartment was very comfortable and what we expected having stayed in similar apartments in the Dart Marina.”

We were disappointed that there was no free Wi-Fi which we would expect as standard.

- Heather, March 2019
Mrs J Martin Oct 2018

“Just as expected no nasty surprises.”

- Mrs J Martin, Oct 2018
Jun 2018

“Apartment well furnished but entrance via the fire exit steps not ideal”

- , Jun 2018

Many thanks for your feedback in respect of your stay at Diddly Squat, 43 Dart Marina. We were pleased to read that you rated the accommodation as five star and do hope you had an enjoyable stay. As far as the entrance is concerned, there is an alternative access via a lift and approach beside the spa which is mentioned in the travel directions. We thank you again, for your feedback and look forward to welcoming back to Dart Marina in the future. Property Owner
Mr Grenville Page May 2017

“Fantastic property and position”

- Mr Grenville Page, May 2017

Many thanks for your lovely feedback in respect of your recent stay at Diddly Squat, Dart Marina. We were delighted to hear how much you enjoyed the wonderful location of this property, being so close to the waterfront and only a short level walk to Dartmouth's shops, art galleries and restaurants. We do hope you choose to stay with us again.
Property Owner
Mrs M Donaldson Mar 2017

“Lovely! Exceedingly comfy beds, stylishly decorated, warm and cosy, even in late damp February”

- Mrs M Donaldson, Mar 2017

It is fantastic to hear that you had such a great time at Diddly Squat, 43 Dart Marina! It sounds as though this stylish apartment suited you perfectly. Thank you very much for taking the time to leave your review and we look forward to welcoming you back again soon. Property Owner
Oct 2016

“Excellent”

- , Oct 2016

Thank you for rating your overall holiday experience at Diddly Squat, 43 Dart Marina as 5 star! We were pleased to see that this was your third visit to this wonderful apartment and we hope to welcome you back again soon.
Property Owner
Jul 2016

“Diddly Squat was well appointed, clean and tidy.”

A great escape with everything in the apartment you would need for a self-catering home from home stay. Great location just metres from the waters edge and a short walk to the centre of Dartmouth.

- , Jul 2016

We are so pleased to hear this property was so suited to your holiday needs and that you found it to be a relaxing escape but also close enough to the beautiful town of Dartmouth and all it has to offer. We look forward to seeing you again soon!
Property Owner
PIPPA Jul 2016

“We had a very enjoyable stay at Diddly Squat.”

The apartment is to a very good standard and very comfortable. We had a nice week in Dartmouth, we found the apartment well located for days out. We also enjoyed the complimentary use of the hotel spa, adjacent to the property.

- PIPPA, Jul 2016
Jul 2016

“Appartment was beautifully furnished and decorated to a high standard.”

it's not directly on the river dart so views are limited. only negative points are the appartment overlooks the service drive for the hotel so deliveries arrive most mornings from 7 onwards-laundry, food services, bin men etc. we also would have liked more holiday info in there-a map, nearby beaches, walks, etc. we collected brochures from the tourist information and left them for the next guests. no info on wifi either, there didn't appear to be any unless you paid to use the hotel's. great to stay in Dartmouth centre tho, with bars and restaurants, and use of the gym and pool was good.

- , Jul 2016
ROGER CATER Jun 2016

“Very good apartment in a very good position.”

- ROGER CATER, Jun 2016
PETER Feb 2016

“My family like this property, we have stayed in the same on three occasions and would certainly wish to book again.”

- PETER, Feb 2016

Many thanks for your kind review in respect Diddly Squat, 43 Dart Marina. We were so pleased to hear how much you enjoyed your stay at this lovely property and that you would wish to book again for a fourth time! We very much look forward to welcoming you back to Diddly Squat soon. Property Owner
Dec 2015

“Wonderful apartment in lovely location.”

- , Dec 2015

Thank you so much for your kind review of both our service and your chosen holiday accommodation, Diddly Squat in Dart Marina, Dartmouth. We were really pleased to hear that you enjoyed the lovely location of this wonderful apartment and do hope to welcome you back to Dart Marina very soon. Property Owner
Sep 2015

“Excellent”

- , Sep 2015

Thank you so much for leaving such a kind review in respect of your recent stay at Diddly Squat, 43 Dart Marina. We were delighted to hear from you and do hope you choose to stay with us again! Property Owner
Jun 2015

“Excellent property and excellent location.”

- , Jun 2015

Thank you for your kind review in respect of your recent stay at Diddly Squat, 43 Dart Marina, Dartmouth. We were delighted to receive your feedback and do hope you choose to holiday with us again. The Team at Coast & Country Cottages. Property Owner
Jan 2015

“Great. Clean.”

Tidy. For a high end resort I would expect more than 2 loo rolls in a 3 bed apartment, a couple of dishwasher tablets, washing up liquid. All high end resorts I stay at would have ample of these every time. Thanks

- , Jan 2015

Thank you very much for your review and valuable feedback. Generally speaking, a starter pack of one toilet roll per bathroom is provided, together with a small supply of cleaning basics. The decision to leave more ample supplies would be entirely at the owner's discretion. We do hope you had an enjoyable time at Diddly Squat, 43 Dart Marina and hope you choose to stay again. The Team at Coast & Country Cottages Property Owner
Nov 2014

“Lovely apartment”

- , Nov 2014
Oct 2014

“Great apartment”

- , Oct 2014
Oct 2014

“Would say very good.”

- , Oct 2014
Sep 2014

“Fantastic apartment.”

Crockery a bit low especially mugs. Thank you

- , Sep 2014
Jul 2014

“Stylish apartment in excellent location.”

Certainly want to go back.

- , Jul 2014
Apr 2014

“Good”

- , Apr 2014
Apr 2014

“Lovely property and excellent location.”

- , Apr 2014
Apr 2014

“Would have rated it excellent last year, however, it now has half as many dishes/crockery/pots/pans as previously.”

Broken/chipped dishes have not been replaced. Toilet rolls only half provided. Soap/hand cream extras not provided this time round. It's the details that make the difference!

- , Apr 2014
Apr 2014

“Excellent”

- , Apr 2014
Apr 2014

“Excellent”

- , Apr 2014
Apr 2014

“Lovely flat / quality, but slightly let down by quality of items like cutlery / plates etc which seemed to be mixtures of different items.”

Impossible to get any TV reception in bedroom. Cleanliness on arrival could have been better could tell it had not been used much prior to our arrival. Overall value for money okay but would think twice about paying summer rates

- , Apr 2014

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Summary

Two storey duplex apartment
Two bedrooms: 1 x Super King-size with en suite with a large shower cubicle, vanity unit with basin, w.c and heated towel rail
1 x Super King-size with Juliet balcony
Open plan living/dining/kitchen area
Family bathroom with bath, shower (over), w.c., wash-hand basin, heated towel rail and shaver point.
Four-ring gas range and oven, integrated dishwasher, washing machine and fridge (with freezer compartment), microwave and beech worktops
Flatscreen TV with Freeview, DVD player and music system
No Private WiFi - 'Wi-fi Spark' (charges applicable). Strictly no pets. Allocated parking for one car
For reasons of safety and comfort children under 5 years of age are not permitted at this property
High quality white cotton bed linen and towels supplied
Strictly No Smoking

The property

A tongue-in-cheek name, 'Diddly Squat' is a delightful two-storey duplex apartment for couples or families with children over the age of 5.

Stylish and contemporary, the property is finished to an exceptional standard, just a short, level walk from the center of Dartmouth, home to award-winning restaurants. Diddly Squat is accessed via one flight of steps (external) or a good-sized lift.

On the upper level is a stylish and contemporary open plan lounge/kitchen/dining room, with glimpses of the river across the hotel grounds from a delightful Juliet balcony.

The beautifully crafted, state-of-the-art kitchen leads to the dining area, with stylish round table and four chairs.

The lounge is presented to the very highest standards, with a double sofa and large flatscreen Freeview TV. On the lower level, the property has two double bedrooms.

The en suite master bedroom has a sumptuous super-King size bed and double doors to a Juliet balcony, with views across the hotel grounds towards the river.

The en suite has a large shower cubicle.

Second bedroom has a super-King size bed and Juliet balcony. Guests have an allocated parking space,

Note: This property has a Good Housekeeping bond of £200.

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About the location

DARTMOUTH

Totnes 12 miles.

Dartmouth lies on the banks of the beautiful River Dart estuary in the popular and picturesque South Hams area of South Devon. Located within an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty and close to the coast, Dartmouth is one of the most popular tourist destinations in Devon. It offers a stunning waterfront, ancient narrow streets lined with boutique shops, restaurants and art galleries plus many local events such as the annual Dart Music Festival and the Port of Dartmouth Royal Regatta, along with the Dartmouth Food Festival held every October. There are many interesting cycling and walking routes around Dartmouth, including the South West Coast Path, the Dart Valley Trail and plenty of quiet country lanes. A trip on the Dartmouth Steam Railway through picturesque countryside to Paignton is a must, and so is a boat trip across to Kingswear and on to Brixham, a pretty little harbour town. For those seeking some beach activities, there is a wide choice in the South Hams area such as Blue Flag Award winner Blackpool Sands, and Slapton Sands, both extremely popular and just a stone's throw from Dartmouth. A relaxing location in South Devon.

For reasons of safety and comfort children under 5 years of age are not permitted at this property.

Please note that there is no private broadband available in the apartment. However wireless broadband access is sometimes available via a 3rd Party supplier 'Wi-fi Spark' (charges applicable).

Strictly No Smoklng

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Reviews & Ratings

“The apartment overall was good but does need some TLC as in previous reviews.”

“This is a great apartment position A but lacks TLC the fridge needs replacing ...”

“Yes main shower fills up with water when showering.”

“After 4 or 5 visits, still spent hrs trying to get the door lock undone.”

“Perfected located so that we could have car free days by making the most of the boats/ferries and trains.”

“Returned this year to Diddly Squat and will again I’m sure.”

“We had another wonderful week in Dartmouth with beautiful weather.”

“It is a bit sad this review as the flat deserves to be treated better than it is.”

“Lovely apartment.”

“Lovely apartment, comfy beds, all you is their”

“We had a lovely stay at Diddly Squat and it was an ideal base for our time in Dartmouth.”

“Quilt cover to big for the quilt no mattress cover.”

“The property is advertised as luxury, this may have been true when the furnishings were new but the apartment is now very tired and needs a refresh.”

“Lovely apartment in a great location.”

“The cottage certainly had the WOW factor and we really enjoyed our stay there.”

“Only one oven shelf?”

“Another lovely holiday at Diddly Squat a quite superb apartment.”

“Very disappointed with cleanliness .”

“On first impressions property looked as described.”

“Another great holiday and the weather was truly wonderful.”

“The only comments we would make are as follows - The key to the outside door was very difficult to turn in the lock.”

“We have stayed at Diddly Squat 8 times over the last 6 years and just returned after a two week stay.”

“We found Dartmouth to be a warm and welcoming place with lots of things to do and see and makes an an excellent base for exploring.”

“Lovely apartment, we will return.”

“The apartment was very comfortable and what we expected having stayed in similar apartments in the Dart Marina.”

“Just as expected no nasty surprises.”

“Apartment well furnished but entrance via the fire exit steps not ideal”

“Fantastic property and position”

“Lovely! Exceedingly comfy beds, stylishly decorated, warm and cosy, even in late damp February”

“Excellent”

“Diddly Squat was well appointed, clean and tidy.”

“We had a very enjoyable stay at Diddly Squat.”

“Appartment was beautifully furnished and decorated to a high standard.”

“Very good apartment in a very good position.”

“My family like this property, we have stayed in the same on three occasions and would certainly wish to book again.”

“Wonderful apartment in lovely location.”

“Excellent”

“Excellent property and excellent location.”

“Great. Clean.”

“Lovely apartment”

“Great apartment”

“Would say very good.”

“Fantastic apartment.”

“Stylish apartment in excellent location.”

“Good”

“Lovely property and excellent location.”

“Would have rated it excellent last year, however, it now has half as many dishes/crockery/pots/pans as previously.”

“Excellent”

“Excellent”

“Lovely flat / quality, but slightly let down by quality of items like cutlery / plates etc which seemed to be mixtures of different items.”

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The property

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About the location

DARTMOUTH